Sunday, 10 September 2017

Mr.Nobody

“Kill him” was all that I remembered and nothing else. I tried hard to remember something, anything at all, but couldn’t. “Kill him.. Kill him .. K I L L  H I M.. K   I  L  L    H  I  M” the words kept reverberating in my mind and I couldn’t take it any longer.
“Nooooooo” I let out a scream and woke up. The room was scarcely lit. It looked like a hospital room or something like that. I was naked and there were a few other people lying in the beds beside me. Was I sick? How did I end up here ? I looked around and there was a nurse at a distance, who came running towards me.
She stared at me with mouth agape, like I was a zombie.
“Where am I ?” I asked
She was silent.
“I just asked you, where the hell am I ?”
She still didn’t utter anything.
“Hello, are you deaf or blind or a statue ? Where the hell am I ? Whats this place?  How did I end up here?” I asked.
“You are in the morgue” is all that she could say.
“What ?”
“This is a mortuary.”  she said, trying to control her shivering hands.
That’s when it all struck me.
“Wait, what ? How long have I been here?”
“Its almost two days now” she was still panic stricken. “I will have to inform the doctor” she said, trying to run away from the room as early as she could.
“Two Days !! Holy shit. How did I come here ? Who admitted me? Whats my name?”
“We don’t know your name, just wait here for a minute, I will go and call the doctor” she said and ran away.
I thought hard, I couldn’t remember anything. How did I end in the morgue and how did I survive for two days, how did I withstand this cold. The chillness in the room didn’t affect me at all. I looked all around. There were dead bodies, tens of them. “Kill Him” I could clearly hear someone telling me.
“Kill whom? Who are you? Who am I ? How did I end up here?” I asked back.
There was silence, an eerie silence, a silence that scared me. It was interrupted by someone entering the room. It was the doctor along with the nurse who carefully hid behind him.
“First get me some clothes and then get me out of here, we need to talk” I said to him. He was shell shocked and agreed immediately.
**
“Who was the one who declared me dead?” was the first thing I asked after wearing the clothes and sitting in that chair in front of the doctor.
“That, that would be me. Your pulse was zero, there was no metabolic activity. You were dead for sure, clinically dead. I have no clue how you came back” he was still confused and shocked.
“Can I sue you for that ?”
“Now that you are alive, you very much can”
“Okay, but before that, tell me who I am “
“You are Mr. Nobody”
“What?”
“That’s what the reports said. You came here all alone. You had a head injury, you didn’t seem to remember anything about you. The injury was severe and you succumbed to it. I tried my best to save you, but couldn’t. I wasn’t sure if I had to do an autopsy as no one claimed your body.”
“Holy mother of Christ. How in the world is this possible ? No one knows me ? And I was dead for real ?”
“Yes sir”
“You see me now, right. I am not a ghost, right ? Is this medically possible ? for someone to die and come back to life ?”
“Not at all, as far as I know, not at all sir”
“Oh man… this is crazy” I said, held my head and sat on the chair. All I could remember was “Kill Him” but who ? How did I get back my life, why was I even there !!
“Sir, we would like to do a few tests on you.”
“Just to re confirm if I am alive?”
“Not that sir. But we will have to. Would you please?”
“Go ahead” I said and sat. The doctor then called upon the nurse who injected me with something and it all went blank.
“Kill him.. kill him.. kill him..” resonated in my mind like a mantra. I controlled my senses.
“Mr. Nobody, this is medical procedure. You shouldn’t be thinking of anything now. We are trying to analyze your brain patterns and dead cell activities.”
“I am alive” I continued.
“Stay calm sir. I have given you a heavy dosage of chloroform, you shouldnt be talking or thinking, stay calm and lie down, try to sleep” he continued.
I don’t remember when I slept. I did sleep, it was a deep slumber. It was peaceful. I could no longer hear any screams in my head. It was good. I am not sure how many minutes or hours or days or weeks passed, but when I woke up the good doctor was still in front of me.
“Feeling better?”
“I am not sure. What am I suffering from ?” I asked.
“See Mr. Nobody, all of us die. You were clinically dead. But even after death, there are some genes in our body that are still alive. We call it the undead genes. In some cases these genes are alive even upto four days.”
“Whats with that?”
“Those mean nothing usually, they cant bring back life. Once you are dead, you are dead there is no second thought about it.”
“I was dead and I don’t remember anything, except.. what were those words.. there were two word that were in my mind.. I was thinking of it.. I remembered only that.. those two words.. do you remember doctor?”
“How would i, sir ?”
“I remembered before you gave me that.. whatever.. oh no.. I forgot that too..”
“Relax Mr.Nobody. Your case is strange. It would be a cliché if I say its a medical miracle, but that’s the case. Your undead genes have woken up your undead cells and there by your pulse and all your bodily activities.”
“You mean I am a dead man walking ?”
“Not exactly. Its just that your cells haven’t died completely yet. We can call it a miracle, just how Jesus brought Lazarus from the dead.”
“I don’t know any Jesus”
“Alright. I want to believe this as a miracle. This is your second chance with life” the doctor said and smiled. The nurse also smiled this time.
“Thanks Doctor, but you still havent told what my name is.”
“That we will find out soon” he said as he started to leave.
“Damn. At least tell me your name, Doctor”
“Its Victor.. Dr. Victor Frankenstein” he said as he left the room.

Tuesday, 11 July 2017

Dan's 55 Fiction Contest

Dan’s 55 Fiction Contest 

I am glad to announce the launch of a “55 Fiction Contest”. Here is a chance for you to write a story in 55 words and win Amazon gift vouchers.


The rules are simple :

•           Write a story of any genre in 55 words and post it in your blog. Do leave a comment in this blog space. (or leave it as a comment to this post)
•           The entries can be in English only and there are no restrictions on the number of entries per participant.
•           Be Original.. that’s the most important criteria for your stories.
•           Stories with twist in the last sentence (or even the word) will fetch you brownie points.
•           Competition starts today and will end by July 30th , 12:00 Midnight.

So what are you waiting for, get ready, grab your pens (or key boards) and start writing.

The winner will get a gift voucher worth Rs.500 and the runners would get Rs.300 and Rs.200 worth  Amazon gift vouchers 


Happy writing  

Friday, 16 June 2017

Ouija Board

Ouija Board
Based on Real Events :

“Deepak, do you really want to give this a try?” I probed him, having the Ouija board (rather a sheet of white paper with alphabets and numbers written all over it) in my hand.

“Yes, we shall. I am totally in for it” he assured.

I called up Shindhu, the self-confessed, ghost-obsessed mediator and told her our wish.

“Is the Ouija board ready? And do you want to do it now, in bright day light?”

“Why, do your spooky friends prefer only the dark ? I don’t have any board per se, but a sheet with alphabets and numbers written on it, anything else needs to be added?”

“Yes, give the ghost some options. Write “Yes” or “No” in bold, at the center, that’s the most important thing”

“Done madam” I said. “And I have a doubt? How do these local ghosts in Tamil Nadu know English ?”

“You will know when we invite it” she said and cut the call.
Since talking to the ghost needed four people (rather since the Ouija board had four corners) we also got our friend Subhashini to join us. We got ready for the task at hand – the all excited me, our mediator Shindhu, the no-reaction Subhashini and a focused Deepak. We got into a room and placed the Ouija paper on a table and sat around it. Shindhu placed a coin in its center and waited.

It was around 3 pm. It was super cold inside the room. I couldn’t control my excitement nor my laughter.

“We all have to hold the coin now, the spirit might not have sufficient energy to move the coin of its own, it would need our energy. So each of you, hold it with one finger” Shindhu started.

“So how do you think this ghost will appear, will it have gory teeth and bleeding face, like they show in the movies? Have you seen it ?” I chuckled.

“If you keep talking like this, nothing will come. You have to be calm. Take a deep breath, keep your silence. Let me try inviting it” Shindhu insisted.

“At your command madam” I obliged.
We waited patiently. All four of us held the coin tight with our fore fingers. Deepak was too focused.

“Will the coin fly?” I asked.

“Yeah, it will fly, pierce your head and go the other side. Shut up and concentrate” Deepak it was.
Subhashini giggled.

“Giggling! I will have the ghost deal with you once it arrives” I faked an angry smile.

“For God’s sake, shut up” Shindhu was annoyed.

“Shouldn’t you be saying, for Ghost’s sake?”

“Ohh, come on” Deepak gave a stare and I kept mum.

There was dead silence. I could hear everyone’s rhythmic breaths. Five minutes of wait. Shindhu then spoke.

“Is there someone here ? We would like to talk to you. Answer us if you are here?”

There was silence.

“Isnt it eerie?” I whispered.

“Shut up”

“If you are here, let us know by moving the coin to “Yes”” Shindhu continued.

“The coin will move?” I whispered again.

“I don’t think this is going to work with him. Deepak and Subhashini, we will do it some other time and with someone else for company, or send this guy out now” Shindhu was pissed off.

“Sorry, sorry, sorry. I will keep my silence. No more chirping, God prom, I mean, Ghost promise” I pleaded. They seemed to buy my apology.

We again put our fingers on the coin and waited in patience - Ten minutes this time. Shindhu commenced again.

“Is there anyone? We would like to talk to you. Please let us know your presence.” She said in a soft measured tone.

We all concentrated on the coin, hoping for it to move. In a few minutes, the coin started to twerk.

“Its moving” Subhashini said.

“Which one of you is using your finger to push it?” I asked.

“No one is… Someone, rather something is here” Deepak was convinced.

“If you have arrived, please let us know by moving the coin to “Yes”” Shindhu said for the nth time.

We all exchanged glances and looked at each other. None of us dared to talk to the spirit. It was making its presence felt though. I felt a soft wind blowing closer to the back of my neck. I so badly prayed it to be my imagination. A drop of sweat fell from Deepak’s temple, in spite of the freezing cold temperature in the room. Subhashini couldn’t take her eyes off the coin.

“Let us know if you are here” Shindhu continued.

The coin twirled and turned and started to move slowly towards “Yes” and moved back to the center. I had my heart in my mouth.


“This cant, it really cant happen, which one of you moved the coin?” I gasped. No one bothered to respond as they kept staring at the coin.

“Thanks for letting us know. Would you be interested to answer our questions?” it was Shindhu again.

The coin moved again towards “Yes”. The movement of the coin was pretty slow, as if someone was pushing it against its will towards its destiny. It behaved like a child who didn’t want to go to school, but was forced by its parents to attend. If only it had eyes, it might have cried. I pulled my finger all of a sudden and it stopped its motion abruptly. Everyone turned towards me.

“You guys are sure, none of you are moving it? Pinky promise” I had to get a confirmation.

“Just put your finger on it” Subhashini, who had garnered a sudden interest in the project, ordered me.

“Alright” I obliged.

The coin moved towards “Yes”.

“So, someone is here. And is ready to answer our questions. Ask sensible questions. Don’t ask any personal question about the spirit. Don’t ask whether it’s a good or a bad spirit. Do not provoke it. No hypothetical questions. Go ahead” Shindhu set the guidelines.

“Will I get promoted ?” I asked my first question.

The coin, which had returned to its original position towards center, moved towards “Yes”, but within minutes changed its mind and took a U-turn towards “No”

“Bloody hell” I uttered under my breath.

“Will I have an arranged or love marriage?” Subhashini asked.

The coin moved towards the alphabet L.

“Its indicating Love” Shindhu deduced.

“What profession would suit me best?” it was Shindhu’s turn to ask.

The coin moved to the letters H and R, meaning HR and went back to its original position.

I couldnt believe any of it, but it was all happening right in front of my eyes. Someone or something was really there. I didn’t want to turn around and see. My only saving grace was that it was day time.

“Will I get married ?” it was Deepak this time.

The coin moved towards “NO”.

“Correct answer” he replied as if it were a participant in KBC.

We then asked a flurry of questions for about 40 minutes. Thankfully, the light in the room didn’t get switched off, the door didn’t get locked of its own, neither did the tube lights fall on any of us. But I felt a heavy pain at the back of my neck. “Its nothing, its nothing” I convinced myself. The coin started to respond at a breakneck pace, like a first ranker who would rush to school.

“So, now lets think of something in our mind rather than asking, just to be sure that no malpractice is involved” Deepak said. It sounded like a good idea.

“Okay, I thought of a question” I said and the coin travelled swiftly towards “NO”

“What did you think?” they asked.

“Will I be promoted?” I said in a dejected tone.

“Its being consistent with its answers” Deepak apprised.

“Yeah I can see that and looks like there is no scope for me to get promoted.” I sighed.

“If I don’t get promoted, which company should I shift to?” I asked, frustrated.

“TCS or Infosys” it spelt out.

“Holy mother of Christ. How did this ghost spell it all correctly? Guess it worked in an IT industry? Didn’t someone commit suicide at our office a few years ago” I had a flurry of questions to be answered.

“No personal questions” Shindhu reminded.

I decided to take my finger off and started to note down its responses for the questions we asked. Most made sense, some were utter non-sense, but what happened was all real. We were holding the coin, but it was being moved by some external force. Ghosts do exist. It was my first such attempt and I never expected it to be a success. I felt like I had enough. I rotated my neck, just to be sure no ghost was sitting on it. There was no sensation of soft wind blowing on my neck. This should end here. We shouldn’t risk further.

We had interacted for about 1 hour with the spirit and we didn’t even know if it were a good or a bad spirit. No personal questions. I got reminded.

“I think this is enough, I cant take it anymore” I gave up.

“You sure?” Shindhu asked.

“Yes”

“Lets ask its name” Deepak was still curious.

“If it doesn’t have one, are you going to name it ? Chuck it already. Its enough. And didn’t she say no personal questions ?” I lost my cool as I saw the coin moving on the board to spell,

“Daniel”

“What in the World, why is it typing out my name ?” I was scared and confused at the same time.

Everyone looked at me.

“I have no tie ups with any ghost. Its just that its name is that.” I swore and added “Lets ask for it to go away. Shoo it away. Go Mr.Ghost. Just go away. Why did you ask a personal question Deepak”

There was silence.

“Have you left Mr.Ghost ? Are you there ? Please Daniel, go away.”

There was no response. I was restless and nervous.

“Are you still around?” Shindhu asked and waited.

The coin started to move slowly like it moved at the beginning. And it went and stood near “No”.

“Thank heavens. Its gone” I was relieved.

“Yes” Subhashini let a sigh of relief. I looked at Deepak whose face was pale as a ghost.

“Wait, if itsnt here, how the hell did that coin move?” Deepak uttered as his eyes kept gazing at my neck.